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Alice and Joanie B for the Love of Napping

Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 by LaurenJoan

napping joanie b Never under-estimate the power of taking a nap! Alice and Joanie B. - hardworking, cluckin' and scratchin' and referencin' library-hens that they are - love a good nap on their days off.... Favorite napping positions: Joanie B's best nap technique is to tuck her beak into soft feathers of a resting wing... Alice likes to blop on the grass and close her eyes tight, ready . . . more »

Alice and Joanie B for the Love of Napping

Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 by LaurenJoan

napping joanie b Never under-estimate the power of taking a nap! Alice and Joanie B. - hardworking, cluckin' and scratchin' and referencin' library-hens that they are - love a good nap on their days off.... Favorite napping positions: Joanie B's best nap technique is to tuck her beak into soft feathers of a resting wing... Alice likes to blop on the grass and close her eyes tight, ready . . . more »

If Only a Chicken Could Whistle

Posted on Wednesday, September 4, 2013 by LaurenJoan

if only a chicken could whistle Just whistle while you work hmm-hm-hm hmm-hm-hm.... Alice was working on laying an egg...thinking aloud... "If only a chicken could whistle," she croaked, "I could put on a grin and start right in...sigh... Awwak-las, a chicken has no lips with which to whistle..." "Baawk! Croon a merry tune, then," Joanie B. interjected from the perch above, "try to be just like a cheerful chick-a-dee." "Baawk, . . . more »

If Only a Chicken Could Whistle

Posted on Wednesday, September 4, 2013 by LaurenJoan

if only a chicken could whistle Just whistle while you work hmm-hm-hm hmm-hm-hm.... Alice was working on laying an egg...thinking aloud... "If only a chicken could whistle," she croaked, "I could put on a grin and start right in...sigh... Awwak-las, a chicken has no lips with which to whistle..." "Baawk! Croon a merry tune, then," Joanie B. interjected from the perch above, "try to be just like a cheerful chick-a-dee." "Baawk, . . . more »

Who's the Best Dad for a Chicken? A Dog! A Bedtime Story!

Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2013 by LaurenJoan

Barred Rock Rooster Crowing It was almost Father's Day... ...Alice and Joanie B. were clucking about who had the best Dad (all idioms aside).... Alice: My dad Ruled the Roost - he knew how to crow like no one's business.. Joanie B: My dad was THE Cock o' the Walk - he could strut to beat the band.. Alice: My dad was always scratching out a living . . . . . more »

Who's the Best Dad for a Chicken? A Dog! A Bedtime Story!

Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2013 by LaurenJoan

Barred Rock Rooster Crowing It was almost Father's Day... ...Alice and Joanie B. were clucking about who had the best Dad (all idioms aside).... Alice: My dad Ruled the Roost - he knew how to crow like no one's business.. Joanie B: My dad was THE Cock o' the Walk - he could strut to beat the band.. Alice: My dad was always scratching out a living . . . . . more »

New Chicks in Town...Alice and Joanie B.

Posted on Friday, August 24, 2012 by LaurenJoan

Introducing.....Two Friends in Pecking Order . Alice and Joanie B. -- by Laurenjoan "we're a couple 'a library chicks looking for adventures (and stories to tell) whatever comes our way...." "Born to be wild Get your motor running and head out on the highway." Joanie B: What do chickens say when they come to the library? Alice: Book! Book! Laurenjoan: The story of Alice and . . . <