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Go Ask Alice & Joanie B: How Do You Dewey?

Posted on Tuesday, July 16, 2013 by LaurenJoan

Go Ask Alice & Joanie B Dear Alice and Joanie B, How do you library-hens Dewey? signed, Dewey Dazed Dear Dewey Dazed, We Dewey - to find fickle non-fiction - by croonin' and flappin' our wings to the Dewey Decimal Song of Subjects written by yours truly (ackhmm...to the tune of Dem Dry Bones, ready to flap those wings?) Dewey sorts the non-fiction Dewey sorts the non-fiction Dewey sorts the non-fiction . . . more »

Vintage Zombies Are a Thriller for Any Chicken

Posted on Friday, July 12, 2013 by LaurenJoan

zombie dancin chicks Alice and Joanie B. are a couple of Youtube crazy chicks. They looovve to dance and croon along with the old tyme zombie music videos -- ahhhh the golden 80's and pioneer MTV days... Joanie B: Wrawwwk! Those good ol' vintage zombie dance tunes and videos--now that's where the action is..er...was...back in the day... before World War Z... Alice: Braawwk! Billy Idol is my idol. . . . more »

My Country Tis of Thee...

Posted on Tuesday, July 2, 2013 by LaurenJoan

old glory vintage My Country Tis of Thee -- America the Beautiful -- Star Spangled Banner My Country, Tis of Thee My country, tis of thee, Sweet land of liberty, Of thee I sing; Land where my fathers died, Land of the pilgrims pride, From every mountainside Let freedom ring! --Samuel Francis Smith, original poem, 1831 America O beautiful for halcyon skies, For amber waves of grain, For . . . more »

Chickens and the Summer Lazy Bones

Posted on Monday, July 1, 2013 by LaurenJoan

three chickens Ahh, lazy bones, sleeping in the sun... From the shade of the orange tree, Alice and Joan B. were being a couple of lazy bones . . . Alice: Brawk! I'd catch a tasty bug to eat if it was here in the shade with me . . . Joanie B: Chook, chook! I'd dig for worms if there was some dirt to scratch . . . . more »

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